Love is impatient. Love is mean. Love constantly envies, love always boasts, it is always proud. It is rude, it seeks itself only, it is easily angered (so everybody is walking pon eggshells), keep constant records of all of his wrongs, especially the imaginary wrongs, and throw them up to him to win all the fights. delight in the evil you do and never tell the truth. Never protect, never trust, be hopeless, and never persevere.